Ashleigh's Glog
The Orange
I'm sitting at the dinner table staring at my empty plate.
Except for the orange.
Dinner tonight was actually sorta great.
Except for the orange.
Don't get me wrong! Orange is is a fine color.
The only one to ruin one is probably my grandmother.
she makes good spaghetti, her bread was delish.
It was the orange that ruined her dish.
Writer's Block
I am having writer's block write now so I am going to be like my friend Amanda wood and fill this page with a bunch of random, useless words. This paper is so blank it is starting to scare me. I seems to be laughing at me. There is trhis girl in front of me with a green pencil that is writing soo fast it looks like her hand is about to fall off. I think her name is Isabelle... I 'm still having a major writer's block But I think I'll stop. This paper doesn't seem so blank anymore.
The secret knowledge of parents
Rule # 777,777
Date and time: July 21, 1998, 1:30 pm
Rule #777,777 :
Don't run in the house.
Official reason:
You might slip and hurt yourself
Real reason:
(on the page below)
So why do you have to walk in the house. It is because of the motion and the noise. If you have read rule #32 (eat your vegetables) then you know about our past.Well, the treesin your backyard are crossbreeds between celery and broccoli. They are greatly irritated by extreme noise and motion. If you are running in the house then they will try and fall on you. Luckily, they don't have very good aim. Your parents have to pay for the damage. Why do you think the tree fell on your bedroom when you ran to your mom's room in a storm?
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